Portfolio > lift up the rock and see the squirming life beneath

no I want to go to brunch with you and your wonderful friends

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14 x 20"

2016

I honestly didn't know you had to be moving to stand on a surfboard

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15 x 11"

2015

the world needs plenty of ditch diggers

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12 x 9"

2015

If you doubt my status then just read the fucking mug

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10 x 7"

2015

I used to wish I was like Mike Carroll skating Embarcadero but that dream never really materialized

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15 x 11"

2015

it's weird seeing each other naked for the first time isn't it?

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12 x 9"

2015

I should have kissed you that day in the park when we ran under the tree to escape the rainstorm and your hair was wet and sticking to your neck and also you were very very drunk and probably would've fucked anybody even me

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9 x 12"

2015

holding hands < poking with a stick

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9 x 12"

2015

we could leave them at Ikea just set them down on a bed or formica table and just walk away, man

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12 x 9"

2015

dear me I would lose my strap-on if it wasn't strapped on

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9 x 12"

2015

I will tongue my tooth all afternoon if I want to

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11 x 15"

2015

I can bring a lot of experience and grit to the team, sir

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15 x 20"

2015

I guess this is what corporate, water fountain area art is

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15 x 11"

2015

in my mind I am choking you, you fuck

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15 x 11"

2015

I wish I had taken better care of you. Or cared.

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15 x 11"

2015

I'm always in two rooms

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11 x 15"

2015

blowjob camp was money well spent, honey

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9 x 12"

2015

this stuff is happening somewhere on your skin right now

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11 x 15"

2015

there is no basement in the Alamo. therefore, there are no Alamo basement tapes.

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11 x 15"

2015

Lucky Cat laughs at your lack of luck you luckless fuck

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9 x 12"

2015

we are going to get you laid, little buddy

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14.25 x 10.25"

2015

fate has brought you to me. I am so, so sorry.

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13 x 17"

2015

hey Jasper

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18 x 12"

2014

live every day like it's father's day

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12 x 9"

2015

no I didn't know this was to be a Wiccan ritual party but sure I'll hold the feather and talk about what the summer solstice means to me

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11 x 15"

2015

I can't keep trucking like this forever

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9 x 12"

2015

your moves even impressed working class alligator

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11 x 15"

2014

I think a letter would have been sufficient

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11 x 15"

2014

I've made such a mess of things and I can't find Delaware on the fucking map

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15 x 11"

2014

I always see your face when I cum

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15 x 11"

2015

your touch makes me nauseous

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11 x 15"

2014

let's go get some scratch cards

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15 x 11"

2015

there is someone for everyone and now there's a Hallmark card for everyone too

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11 x 15"

2014

can you ever know how much you disgust me?

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15 x 11"

2015

if I think before I speak my words will not be honest

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11 x 15"

2015

dear Jim Davis,

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15 x 11"

2014

your hair smells like burning ants

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9 x 12"

2015

your fingers make early flowers of everything

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11 x 15"

2015

but who will feed Bernard?

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15 x 11"

2015

we are a quiet people. our lips sewn closed by fear, regret, and dried semen

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11 x 15"

2014

but I wished for more wishes. not this. not this.

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15 x 11"

2015

here is the counter clockwise vase juggling jerkoff

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11 x 15"

2015

why are you so afraid of the river of death, champ?

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11 x 15"

2015

passing the point of no return in becoming furniture

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11 x 15"

2015

Apple gave me U2 gonorrhea. I have gonorrhea in my ears.

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11 x 15"

2015

her hands are way bigger than mine

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15 x 11"

2015

you are one creepy lady

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11 x 15"

2015

the day before the doctor doubles Jasper's medication

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15 x 11"

2014

would wood feel the fell?

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15 x 11"

2015

try to enjoy the graveyard

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11 x 15"

2015

hooray for everything

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11 x 15"

2015

here's to being young and good looking

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12 x 18"

2015

Joey and Chandler

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8.5 x 5.5"

2015

your youth exhausts me

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14.25 x 10.25"

2015

the universe will make ash of us all

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11 x 15"

2015

I am bejeweled with baggage and disease, baby

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12 x 18"

2014

even with four eyes I can't spot your nipple dick hiding in your where's Waldo pubes

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15 x 11"

2014

a bird chasing his hat catching his hat why the hell is he wearing a hat?

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15 x 11"

2015

some abstract nonsense. I see some shapes and stuff in it but it's still just nonsense

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15 x 11"

2015

some abstract nonsense I feel nothing about. maybe I was thinking about Len Lye.

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11 x 15"

2015

whatever it will be it will never be yours

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15 x 11"

2015

tell me another story in which you are the hero

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15 x 11"

2015

how to win friends and influence people audio book

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11 x 15"

2013

not all that impressed

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12 x 18"

2014

this cat knows how to ask

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15 x 11"

2015

don't be frightened but I do need your organs

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12 x 18"

2015

this breeze feels good against my buttocks

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10 x 7"

2015

ouroboros but not hungry right now

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10.25 x 14.25"

2015

threesomes are twice as much work

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11 x 15"

2015

remembering my lies is like keeping track of piss in the ocean

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11 x 15"

2014

the infinite cycle of despair

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12 x 9"

2015

I believe in symmetry and Ronnie Creager

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11 x 15"

2015

it's a complex system and it's completely broken

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14.25 x 10.25"

2015

commitment is about catching your cold I guess

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15 x 11"

2015

let's play cups, Joey

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15 x 11"

2015

well I never believe what women tell me anyways

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11 x 15"

2015

now I am hitting on you

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11 x 15"

2015

Emoji I failed at drawing Indys

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10.25 x 14.25"

2015

my turtle ran away and it was for the best

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11 x 15"

2014

lower expectations to all five fingers

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10.25 x 14.25"

2015

wow sticks really are fun to play with and now I have a pyre on which I can burn the animals I torture

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11 x 15"

2015

yup. take a long, hard look and then take a pill.

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10.25 x 14.25"

2015

every time I run into you on the street you look radiant and perfect while I always look unpresentable and have stuff stuck in my teeth

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11 x 15"

2015

I'm not narcissistic. I believe it was you who told me to go fuck myself.

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11 x 15"

2015

do you prefer having or longing? having has better hours but longing has a better soundtrack.

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15 x 11"

2015

if I can keep this fucking plant alive then I can buy a goldfish

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14 x 10"

2015

snowdays without you

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18 x 24"

2015

well I am a natural athlete

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11 x 15"

2015

I place this at your plot, not that you'd know

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14 x 20"

2015

you see bugs where there are no bugs

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9 x 12"

2015

I prefer the term "raging impotence"

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20 x 14"

2015